What is Nuclear Chicken?
Some people understand this site almost immediately; then again, some people are smarter than others.
If that statement offended you, you should probably leave this site now and go here.
If you are still reading this, then Bravo... you have passed your first test.
Nuclear Chicken.net is a site dedicated to making you laugh. It achieves this by pointing out the absurdities of real life. It is a certainty that truth is stranger than fiction and this becomes clear any time you step out of the safety of your own home, turn on the television, or seek escape through the internet.
At the same time we would like to bring a small amount of social awareness to those of you who find that your daily dose of news is summed up in fifteen second sound bites… that all say the same damn thing.
Please note that this site is not “warm and fuzzy” as we are an equal opportunity insulter. So if you find this site to be great, please buy a t-shirt to support it. On the other hand, if you find the site to be distasteful, wonderful. Write us a letter and buy a t-shirt so you can burn it in effigy (at least until someone passes a law against it).
Introducing the Nuclear Chicken!
Nuclear Chicken is a modern day hero for a modern kind of world.
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7/2/06 - A sad day for the Russians as they find Smearnov Ice has turned Antartica into a party island. Read their Temporal Research entry.
6/27/06 - Timmy had a run in with the Russians - check out his Blog entry.
6/25/06 - Joe finally woke up and gave us another Movie Review - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
4/4/06 - Another Testimony arrived today. We just posted it!
4/1/06 - More Fan mail...it gets weirder every time...
3/28/06 - Joe felt a little chaotic and reviewed V for Vendetta. Check it out!
3/27/06 - More Mail! This time, NC has been spotted traversing the states... Check it out!
