About Us
Thoughout this interview, we will be exporing the more intimate side of Nuclear Chicken, the side so few are able to witness. We hope to be able to allow NC to express more of himself, more of the chicken...of course, this interview is left up to personal interpretation, as some of his staff members had to interprete the clucking for us....
________________________________________
What came first, the chicken or the bomb?
It doesn't really matter...either way you are dead.
Who is the Nuclear Chicken?
Well...a god really. The bomb is merely a tool, a simple corporal manifestation of my spiritual being.
Why would you ever decide to detonate the bomb?
Though I am wise, I am equally curious about my own being. I feel that if I can ever behold what lies inside that device it will reveal part of myself.
What is your relationship to Oppenheimer?
No comment.
Are you a terrorist?
In my infinite wisdom I do understand that my human audience is concerned with this question. I scoff at the very notion that I could be associated with something so base and vile. I respect and enjoy bomb as something that could destroy all life. I do like to occasionally peck at him though.
How do you feel about global warming?
I must say I am quite excited about the prospects of it. I have always liked the idea of an endless summer. Besides, bomb might be employed to bring a winter to counter it.
What about the global proliferation of fissionable material?
I would be more than happy to give all of them a home as nesting material is hard to find.
How do you survive the explosion?
See Question #2.
Shouldn't we be worried about radioactive fallout from your bomb?
All my bombs are environmentally friendly and made with 100% recycled post consumer content.
What is Ted Kennedy's obsession with you?
He heard that internet rumor about some chick bathing in whiskey.
Word is you are not fond of the United States current system of two parties. What do you suggest to replace it with to ensure fairer and more enlightened decision making?
Roulette.
Is it true you are really the 6th shadowy member of permanent UN Security council...
To my knowledge there are not seven permanent members.
________________________________________
We want to thank NC for taking the time out of his busy schedule to answer this simple questions and we hope that we've been able to bring you closer to the chicken Himself. Feel free to contact him with any further questions you may have.
It is a little known fact that NC strives to bring peace and understanding to the world...
He also gets frustratied when no one can understand his clucking.
Cast
Bodycount Joe - resident movie critic, chauffer, and handyman
The Intern - Timothy Lafferty. Currently a student at SWSDS tech and university. Also, our current web designer
The Displaced Russian - Captain Afinodor Afinodorovich Afinodovsky. Time traveling ruskie attempting to make his way in this crazy Capitalist world.