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The Matrix Reloaded

I once heard a story ‘bout a trucker haulin’ a load of fertilizer up I-15 when he saw an armadillo crossin’ the road. As any good trucker knows, its bad luck to hit ‘em so he swerved, flipping the truck just like a flap jack at the Waffle House 27 times before it came to a stop and exploded.

Well, that there is a lot like this movie. It sounds good when your hearin’ it, but when ya see it, ya can’t help but feel bad for that armadillo ‘cause you know he is going to feel responsible for the wreck.

That must be a lot how the director felt about this movie. It looked good, but in the end, it just wound up being a bloody mess. Hell, our intern even agreed with me on this. He said, and I quote:

“It was like the kind of roller coaster thrill ride you wish would kill someone, just so they would be forced to tear it down.”

Don’t wanna waste much more time on this one. It had explosions, some hot chicks kissing, but I can’t see more’n 2 heads for this ‘un. ‘Specially not when the first Matrix movie was so damn good.

2 out of 5 severed heads and a friend who can take this ugly date off your hands ‘cause you know she ain’t what you expected.

Brief Review:

2 out of 5 severed heads and a friend who can take this ugly date off your hands ‘cause you know she ain’t what you expected.