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Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I first went to see this movie years ago with this really easy chick. I figured we would probly get board halfway through the movie and I’d be getting’ a happy ending in the theater. Well, it wasn’t to be and all I got was a Pepsi in my crotch. But I got to have the last laugh after I slept with that slut’s sister.
Anyway I had to rent something the other day when my cousin Jeffrey’s kids came to visit and I was told by his bitch of a wife that if it was violent she would emasculate me…whatever that means.
So, I rented this piece of crap for the kids and I was much amazed that is wasn’t half bad. That is, if your little fella stays dry.
Couple of people got wacked, an that Jessica Rabbit gave me a serious case of water color envy. I would have given my left nut for her to fall outta that dress….
Anyway it ends well, and that good lookin’ Bob Hoskins guy got the used up broad. Hell, I didn’t fall asleep, even after I finished my fifth of JD.
For one hot cartoon character, a pulp noir quality story, an keepin’ the brats quiet for at least two hours I give it my stamp of approval.
3 severed heads and a tire iron for changing my mind about this film.
Brief Review:
One hot cartoon character, a pulp noir quality story, an keepin’ the brats quiet for at least two hours.
3 severed heads and a tire iron for changing my mind about this film.