V for Vendetta
Years ago, my Uncle Jimbo was in 'Nam and he came back but was never the same. My momma said that some guy in the Army named Agent Orange had made him do some stuff and that screwed him up. But in my opinion it was because he liked to blow stuff the hell up that caused him problems. When he talked to me as a kid he would always freak out and tell me to “Get Down!” cause Charlie was in the bush. Hell, my brother Charlie was just two at the time and wasn’t even allowed outside.
Anyway, I figure Uncle Jimbo, this movie is for you. For the time you wired that alligator with explosives and kept its head when it came raining lizard parts down from the sky to when you blew a 50 foot crater in your mobile home and all we had left to identify you was your glass eye and dog tags; this movie made me think of you.
See, the movie is about this guy who gets burned really bad and is forced to wear a clown mask to hide hisself. Kinda like the midget at their fair who claims he can guess your weight. He is living in London about 20 years from now and is really mad about how things are going with the government. He kinda sounds like our intern, Timmy – how is he always complaining about the President, how they is “wiretapping him” and how “someone is always breathing on the other end of the phone.” I tell Tim its cause you called someone "idiot", besides the President makes the laws, don’t he?
So this guy Fawkes, who goes by V in the movie cause he used to live in an apartment with V on the door, really wants to blow up Parliament. Which, I figure is something like our Library of Congress – they do government stuff.
He saves this hot chick played by Queen Amidala but without all her hair this time. I mean, she is hot enough to make a man almost listen to a woman talk. He then blows up a statue to make his point that he ain’t gonna take anymore shit (Jimbo would have been proud) and that in a year he is gonna blow up Big Ben and the Library of Congress if things don’t get better.
He then goes and killin’ spree and kills people who never made him happy (don’t know who, I’d pretty much finished my case by this time) and even kills his doctor cause she gave him a shot once that hurt too much or something.
He mails out a whole bunch of clown masks and finally drives a train into Big Ben and the whole thing blows up with all of London watching in clown masks.
Great Explosions and fights, but the only titties you get to see belong to a bunch of dead prisoners being thrown into a pit and I like my chicks to be alive and kickin’.
3 outta 5 heads a cause it literally ended up like watching a train wreck, and a pair of pliers cause anyone who doesn't bag a ready and willin' beautiful woman should have his balls pulled off.
Brief Review:
3 outta 5 heads a cause it literally ended up like watching a train wreck, and a pair of pliers cause anyone who doesn't bag a ready and willin' beautiful woman should have his balls pulled off.