The Displaced Russian
Note: All dialogue was transcribed from government issued recorders
I am sorry to report that triple distilled vodka gets us into trouble again. On television we see today advertisement for Smearnov Ice. More trouble that time travel triple distilling gets us into. We see that Antarctica is now “party island” where two soviet defectors exploit Russian recipe in allegiance with American capitalists.
Turneytov nearly wept when he saw such defacement of national drink. Our drink made us strong did it not Comrade? Should report I write now ever be properly retrieved by party-led revived Soviet state, let it be fueled and shadowed only by brother Vodka!
Turneytov has asked me to emphasize that he nearly wept.
American student show us more of Smearnov Ice broadcasting on computer monitor. Capitalist indoctrination did not stop at party island factory Antarctica, certain scene showed free market merchant clothes cleaner laughing and counting much money. Each year, the peasant farmers must pay him to clean the clothes they wear to their enchanting Festival of Raspberries. This particular broadcast was less revealing of location. We theorize they must want farmers to stay completely socially unconscious.
Turneytov and I have been shaken awake. We will not stand by and see corpse of our Motherland looted and picked to be sold as feed for the enemy! Soon we will try again to repair T-72. Tomorrow we collect all Smearnov Ice bottles in apartment and recycle them- this should afford us enough to buy new T-72 drive shaft and treads.
Word of the Day:
Bolshevik
Bolsheviks ("Большеви́к", derived from the Russian word bol'shinstvo, "majority") were members of the Marxist Russian Social-Democratic Labour Party's Bolshevik faction. Bolsheviks had an extreme socialist and internationalist outlook, and were opponents of the Russian traditional statehood and the Russian Orthodox Church. The other faction of the RSDLP was known as the Mensheviks, derived from the word men'shinstvo ("minority"). The split into two factions occurred at the Second Party Congress in 1903. After the split, the Bolshevik party was designated as RSDLP(b) (Russian: РСДРП(б)), where "b" stands for "Bolsheviks".